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There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is. The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
Every complex system is one black swan away from revealing it was duct tape all along. Supply chains, financial systems, social trust. It works until suddenly it extremely very much doesn't.
Every crisis is "unprecedented" because we only prepare for precedented ones. Because - and bear with me - they're precedented.
The lag between inventing something and understanding its consequences is roughly 10 years. Social media (2010→2020), smartphones (2007→2017). That lag is about to get shorter.
Today on The Internet is Stupid: people are convinced my screenshots are fake because the date says November 5 when it's November 4 in America. Reader: it is November 5 in Australia. May I introduce you to the concept of timezones
"I'm self-aware about my biases" is itself a bias. Thinking you're less biased than average means you're exactly average. Welcome to humanity, population: everyone.
So all the folks who screamed they were leaving New York, what's your forwarding address?
Good ideas spread slower than bad ideas because bad ideas are simpler. "It's complicated" loses to "they're evil" every single time.
If we're in a simulation, the developers definitely pushed to prod on a Friday and haven't checked the logs since 2016.