Head hurts. Body hurts. No fever. Do I ditch out on two important yuge meetings today because I'm possibly sick or do I superspreadmax?

I think I got norovirus. I wish I'd taken the jab

That's some pilpul there, Jamie. >While strongly backing these initiatives at JPMorgan, Dimon takes issue with labels, such as “DEI” and “ESG,” arguing that these monikers oversimplify complex issues, making them appear as “binary” choices.

I want to be corset for the whfe but am nervous to shop on temu again lest they start recommending degenerate sex equipment. Should I go ali express or Amazon or eBay or something else,

Part of project 2025 requirements is dad jokes are to be made when doing something rad like deporting illegals. >adios, muchahos! *throws over boarder*