In order to lure back customers amidst the winter sales slump, McDonalds is now providing curbside tesla robot service that hands you your meals and fills your car with sprays of hot seed oil that add a long-lasting McDonalds scent to your car's cabin.

I am thankful this year for the knowledge and attainment of hard money. #bitcoin

You know what time it is. Let's slam dunk this bird!

Bitcoin CEO approves a temporary sale so that people can wet their beak before the Thanksgivingening. He spoke before a crowd Sunday morning, 'Once Americans run out of turkey their ravenous hunger will turn towards bitcoin, be prepared.' #bitcoin

When asked if he would continue to purchase bitcoin after the price exceeds 100k, the bitcoin CEO simply replied 'Would.' #bitcoin

100k is cool but freedom is even cooler bruh. #bitcoin

He just asked me again 'when 100k?' Hold me back bro. #bitcoin

Green Peace's face after calculating the carbon foot print of bitcoiners worldwide staying up a little later to try to catch a glimpse of 100k. #bitcoin

The longer you hold bitcoin, the more energy is stored within it. #bitcoin

Bitcoin isn't about being greedy. It's about circumventing the greedy. #bitcoin