boss' family invited me to dinner and i told them i was going to burn cardboard tonight. they looked at me like i grew 3 heads. is it really not a normal american thing to burn cardboard???????
im glad my boss spent the bulk of his career in corporate, because he has a penchant for creating awesome sounding project names. i was gonna call a cronjob that makes an email digest of an rss feed "digestor", but he called it "wiretap". how can i compete with that
when you get paid biweekly: week 1: big pig painting week 2: ice water soup
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