Local Doctors Reassure Public Rick Steves Still Doing Just Fine:

Local Doctors Reassure Public Rick Steves Still Doing Just Fine | The Needling

Wrong Person Dies Again:

Wrong Person Dies Again | The Needling

“You sure you don’t wanna f*** with us a little bit before approving FEMA assistance to help hundreds of families who are losing everything they own? Everything okay?” asked Gov. Bob Ferguson before getting off the phone with DHS Secretary Noem.

Emergency Declared After President Actually Declares Emergency When Blue State Asked:

Emergency Declared After President Actually Declares Emergency When Blue State Asked | The Needling

Saying 500,000 years is long enough to stay in one place, Mt. Rainier announced today it’s relocating to the desert Southwest gem of Tucson, Ariz. for the winter.

Mt. Rainier Suffers Seasonal Affective Disorder, Will Winter in Tucson:

Mt. Rainier Suffers Seasonal Affective Disorder, Will Winter in Tucson | The Needling

“Times are changing and paying admission for a Raging River Ride, Pacific Plunge or Riptide is a thing of the past. Now anyone can get those Pineapple Expressed straight to their doorstep for free on a Wednesday afternoon thanks to Atmospheric River."

“A lot of sweat goes into being strong enough to climb to your rooftop deck at sunset and watch those stunning views of someone struggling to parallel park into the last street spot before realizing it’s a hydrant space.”

Atmospheric River Runs Wild Waves Out of Business:

Atmospheric River Runs Wild Waves Out of Business | The Needling

Couple Hikes Mount Si to Train for Townhome Stairs:

Couple Hikes Mount Si to Train for Townhome Stairs | The Needling