"The motorized door closer has a 2000:1 gear ratio."

When someone is forced to articulate a thought, they often discover they don’t have one.

Okay, so like, *why* are you retards trying to reset passwords?

About to do a sin

Documentation kills pathological demand avoidance. That's why you should be documenting the things only you will do. Every time you go to do it, if your documentation isn't the most braindead step-by-step YouTube-tier tutorial, add to it. If you think it's finished and complete, sit someone else down at your terminal, and see if they can follow it knowing fuck-all about your infra. And now, every time you're paralyzed, just open the doc, and start following the tutorial. Is full automation better? Well, yes, but until it's one-touch, at least document the series of scripts you run, and why they were created in the first place.

idk man I genuinely wouldn't mind, *if* I could get a 40G drop to my home with redundant peering

We're getting to a point where the more formal a message from a company is, the more likely it is to be fake. Phishing email: Your order confirmation #46948674 Legit email: 🎯 Let’s GOOOOO your order went through!!