"The sudden arrival of BlackRock CEO Larry Fink at the Ukraine negotiating table has turned a sensitive diplomatic mission into a striking symbol of transatlantic tension. At the heart of the controversy is a recently circulated, confidential U.S. blueprint for Ukraine’s post-war reconstruction, which envisions channeling hundreds of billions in frozen Russian state assets through U.S.-dominated investment frameworks. Fink’s presence signals that Wall Street is no longer a distant observer but a direct participant in shaping Ukraine’s economic future, raising concerns in Europe that the war’s aftermath risks being framed as a market opportunity rather than a moral and political imperative."
⚠Satire Alert⚠ "Somebody’s drunk uncle has died on his patriotic mission to save his neighbourhood from foreigners by tying flags to lamp posts. He tragically fell off his ladder several weeks ago and never regained consciousness. I can only assume a brown person pushed him. I would therefore like to call for the mass deportation of all Muslamists."