Elon always knew partisan politics is bad for business. His out was already in the books from day one. All he needed to do first was to "legally" hack and plunder the data reserves of the USA. Who does Elon really fight for? Himself? Or USA? What does the benevolent billionaire and smoking hot lesbian have in common? Neither exist.

Clue #1 MIL = malfunction indicator lamp and MIL = mother in law

Clue #1 AOC = abnormal operating condition and AOC = Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Serious question. Do you take a shit everyday and wanna save valuable time and save cuckbucks on toilet paper? Here are my top 2 tips. My father-in-law is what I call a whole-foods-scavenger. Eye of Sauron level of super high fibrous vegetable consumption. He once threw up in my bathroom sink and clogged it. As I proceeded to snake the drain one of the things I found looked like the stem of a cherry - which might have been the culprit. Anyways, he says he takes 5 shits a day. Holy shit that's a lot of toilet paper I told him. So without any further adieu do here are my top 2 tips because 1 is too small a number and 3 is just too much number. 1) go carnivore. use carnivore as an optimization. I stay regular at once every 3 days on carnivore. 2) use a bidet. I've tried a couple of non- electric bidets and the cheap $40 one was perfect. I think toilet paper was giving me hemorrhoid symptoms. My hemorrhoid symptoms vanished after switching to a bidet. My kids stopped complaining as well. Don't get 👌 👍 Watch South Park episode Japanese Toilet for more inspriation.

Carnivore update. Bloodwork update. This is a 2 month summary into what I'm calling my pseudo-carnivore lifestyle. Pseudo because I started adding in avocado and small servings of fermented products after week 2 as well as initiating other experiments per item 7 below. I purchased home metering devices for blood glucose, blood lipids (cholesterol), and blood pressure. I also visited a clinic for "official" lab bloodwork. The most interesting findings after 2 months: 1) 217 lbs down to 192. 2) all my previous lifetime of "official" lab bloodwork was normal even at my peak weight of 267 lbs; however now 2 home tests show above normal LDL levels roughly double the max normal level and increasing over time (opposite of my weight). 3) all home & lab blood glucose meter tests are in the 70s and 80s mg/dl except after some hard sprinting while fasting when my reading was 115 mg/dl. 4) couple of times before/after blood glucose readings didn't budge much at all after 1 hour of cardio. 5) glucose and LDL "official" lab work shows lower numbers than what I get on my home metering devices. 6) highest blood pressure reading was after morning coffee at 131/78. 7) experimenting "off-carnivore" last weekend with food by eating meatballs with marinara sauce on a Friday, burger with french fries on Saturday, and coleslaw on Sunday and I retained water like crazy and went from 192 to 197 lbs. Monday and Tuesday come around and I'm back to full carnivore and I'm back down to 192 lbs within 2 days. 8) bowel movements from a regular daily to a regular every 3 days - 66.6% cost savings on TP. ... blah blah blah. 69,420) Hey, James Brown, how do I feel?

Did James Harden invent the stop, pop, and flop?

Am I lucky? Notice the timing of the buys all at the trough of the business cycle where incentives were high and interest rates were low. Bought my 2nd automobile in 2019 with a 6-year 0% interest loan. Bought my 1st house in 2013 with a 30-year 3.75% interest loan. Bought my 1st automobile in 2009 with a low interest loan (I don't recall the rate). I'm starting to get the itch for my 2nd house. This year or next year perhaps? I am lucky.

Just like #covid didn't cause the last #recession, the #tradewars didn't cause this #recession. There is a lag in the cycle. The cause of this recession began at the start of the last stimulus. The cycle is the cycle no matter the #POTUS.

Tariffs are more about certain countries (China for one) winding down the usage and holding of USD (in global trade including oil) than manufacturing. USA needs to export more USD (pay more for imports). Can you feel that trickle down in the air?

This trickle down stuff doesn't feel so good.