The tower that my hotel is in has its own mascot. image
currently attempting to use an ethernet interface called "enp8s0f0npf0vf1" and cannot help but think STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
Today is International Beaver Day, so there is no better time to tell you about my upcoming #osdi24 paper "Beaver: Practical Partial Snapshots for Distributed Cloud Services"... using pictures of cute beavers. This project was led by Liangcheng Yu, along with his advisor Vincent Liu and other colleagues at UPenn. (1/6) (photo from image) #distributedsystems #beavers #distributedsystemsexplainedbycats image
Two years ago today, world peace was finally achieved... at least among our cats. #cats #catsofmastodon image
Every day this week, @npub1a0kf...r42u and I have been unable to agree on what day of the week it is and it has turned out that we were both incorrect.
Tag yourself, Minion edition: Pleading Loaf or Disappointed Triangle #cats
This pretty much sums up the Experience of driving @npub1a0kf...r42u’s Miata.
#Caturday update: Max has learned to climb onto the table and steal our friends’ corn. #cats
I really enjoy that my neighborhood has a styrofoam recycling center which, as far as I can tell, is just the home of some guy who discovered that he really enjoys compacting and recycling styrofoam. He just got a new auger and now I am excited about it too. image
me: after 10 years, I've gotten off the waiting list to be able to pay for a very exclusive Washington wine @npub1a0kf...r42u: you mean, you're now able to pay for and receive it me: ...no, just pay for, the receiving part isn't for another couple years. This seems a lot more like a scam when I say it out loud.