EMAIL WRAPPED 2025
This year, you received too fucking much email!
Number of emails that found you well: zero
Number of emails that you printed, even though you didn't consider the environment: zero
Number of times an "out of office" autoresponder was immediately followed by the person answering your email: all of the times
Your favorite email was: none of them
Next year, you are considering: are there any countries where email is illegal, and what are their immigration laws?
To explain to people, like my spouse, why Thanksgiving meals are properly done at 3:00, it's important that it be done at an awkward time so you have to skip lunch and are extra hungry
