This borage looks like he’s smoking a tiny cigarette. 🤣 #flowerstr #growstr

GM - Holy Borage, Batman! 🤩💙 WOW. And to think I didn’t even know if these 5+ year old seeds would grow. Never lose hope! #growstr #flowerstr

GM 🌞 started the tomato trellising… a little too late haha adhd gardening! But man, the mushroom compost is doing its thing for sure! #growstr #gardening

Listen, I know I’m nasturtium-spamming y’all right now, but just zoom in on this guy and look at the dew drops around the leaves. God, I love plants. #growstr

What are these accounts that are reposting my photos with my words all jumbled up? 🤔 #asknostr

This was the moment my dog knew he won the battle against going to the vet… for now. 🤣 what a rascal.

Another day, another copied-and-pasted scam attempt from a guy with two first-names. 😆 Yall think I should evangelize these folks and tell them to repent in the name of Jesus? I feel like that might actually ward them off.

I tell people all the time: I am my most authentic self on NOSTR, so if you wanna know the real me, with all my swearing and dark humor, here is where you’ll find me. 😎 View quoted note →

GM 🥰 In case you were wondering if my dog is as weird as I am, the answer is yes.

I genuinely love a salad for breakfast. Maybe it’s because I have French ancestry? But no kidding, I run around singing, “Breakfast salad, breakfast saladdd!” Spinach and radishes fresh from the garden are so delicious. 🤤