If you are still thinking in dollars then maybe it makes sense to spend some of your money on JPEGs that can be reproduced for free, just like your money.
The monkeys look very stupid to anyone thinking in bitcoin.
Don't waste your time pitching #Bitcoinβ―to everyone you know.
Your arrogant midbrain uncles will wear you out with very stupid objections.
Save your energy and share with the best people you meet.