/2 Also, if there were a law making it illegal to make someone irritable by saying stupid things, I maintain that only Imran Ahmed, and not Bluesky, should be liable for that post.
Confidential to N.S.: live so that you never feel compelled to write a snide, defensive, multi-paragraph explanation of what an analogy is in order to refute people saying you’re a dipshit.
Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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“According to a source Ms. Halligan became enraged when a grand juror told her that the word ‘indict’ is pronounced ‘in-DITE,” not “in-DICKT.”
Justice Department again fails...
I take more than my share of shots at Quinn Emanuel but they have done great and difficult work, at substantial risk to the firm, for Abrego Garcia. Sincere thanks and respect.
I mean it just seems like a substantial portion of the country is taking their cues about masculinity from dudes who clearly used to be the universally disliked weird bully who smelled odd and ate his own boogers at recess
/2 "to show that gerrymandering is racist rather than merely partisan the challenger has to offer race-neutral partisan alternatives" is relatively new despicable shit, and "a state gerrymandering based on a president's explicit written demand for racial gerrymandering is presumed cool" is fresh.
A grand jury no-bill requires, under what I believe is current DOJ policy, the approval of the “responsible U.S. Attorney” before re-submitting it. ”Responsible U.S. Attorney” is, perhaps, an unfortunate phrase in this context.
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