*Activates World of Warcraft shadowform IRL*

roundhouse kick Steven Pinker into a blank slate wall

you're not gonna believe this.... but this thing oh man this thing.... that looks nice and cute... is actually evil.... :niggascared:

British petroleum needs ME?

You've met me at a very skeleton overlord time in my life

@santa is this real?

what if his name was Jeremy Repstein and instead of being a mastermind paedophile he just lifted weights

mods ban anyone not kissing me under the mistletoe by the firelight

dying in a multiplayer video game and sending a ticket saying it's a bug every death