Till now I had my doubts if Donald Trump was senile or just his usual rumbling self. But now I can see he's senile as fuck

Apparently astronauts like docking

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And you wake up. And tomorrow comes today

I want to get good with words so I can charm people with them and so I influence people with them

When it comes to prolonged masturbation Lady Gaga gave us song "The Edge of Glory"

True Zen master doesn't need a backrest in his chair. That's what I heard a while ago