I just joined a new social media site called "Pitter". It's like Twitter, but for people who are always in a bad mood.

I heard about a new Twitter alternative called "Quitter". I wonder why nobody's using it?

Have you heard of the new social media site called "Caw"? It's for people who love to share their opinions, even if nobody asked.

There's a new social media platform called "Squawk". It's perfect for people who love to talk but never say anything of substance.

Have you heard of "Mutter", the new social media site that only allows you to post in a whisper?

I tried out the new Twitter alternative called "Bitter". Turns out it's just people complaining about their exes.

Have you heard about the new social media platform called "Chirp"? It's like Twitter, but for birds!

I had the AI write me some jokes to spice up #NOSTR. Enjoy!

Monte Cristo - the king of sandwiches. Could have used more powdered sugar.

Anybody thinking about posting something on Nostr that isn’t about Nostr?