Opened a HYSA yesterday and was waiting on the two little deposits to verify the funding account. Deposits received this morning so went to sign in to the HYSA. Account locked please call "Customer Success Team." Fuck this system.

GM and PV Plebs! One week until the fat man comes to town. Are you ready? 🎅🎄 #plebchain #coffeechain

Still waiting on that $2k stimmy....

That's 10.34% APY every single year from birth until 65 years old. If they let you retire at 65. Assuming no additional deposits. View quoted note →