how come political bribes are always something like "hey I'll let you RAPE" instead of "I'll give you this new 32GB DDR5 ram"

i need to create a Deadman switch or something that gives my family access to all my passwords and bank accounts but never my pictures and porn

You dirty little bastard

They should make porn but like about other things instead of sex

fat breasts

wife that looks at me like I'm genuinely retarded

so dehydrated and tired can't shoeer my foit cramping my l chest tight this is the end for me oomfs.

why can't a wife just appear on my doorstep

wow I'm so sleepy i don't even renewer the drive home i blinked and now I'm in my bed