I had a good day at work today I did a lot of things

WORK FINISHED!!!!!!! Gym in 1 hour and 30 minutes after my chicken digestion

NO MORE WORK!!!! Where is my virgin number 3 wife I was promised I’d get after finishing school and getting a career?

HUNGER

Good idea in theory Bad idea in practice

My fleshlight is coming in Thursday

Ate 2 chocolates and put away the rest Fuck those chocolates Fuck my stupid goyslave life

Accidentally wrote “Successfully remoted into office cp” instead of pc in an email. They’re gonna get rid of me.

“If you kill them you’re just as bad as them” Is a retarded distinct female And Jewish way of thinking

Gooning so hard in my wife that I pass out on top of her and she’s stuck there leaking all over the bed till I regain consciousness.