This squeaky eared bucket goat hat randomly arrived in my mail with junk drawer pleb trinkets in a box today. Made my day. Such great frens Totally wearing this to my daughter's next goat show.🐐😜

Fun Fact: South of the Gnat Line, you get the nefarious Dog Dick Gnat.

For those who take their Flatulence seriously and want to become more sovereign.

Credit Union Letter congratulating me on their new debt slave. Thanks for the liability heads up. Good lookin out CU!

Taking my girls to pew pew after screwel today. Have to be ready to get them a buck at uncle Brocketminer's ranch this year.