Aliens have no chance against the human sex drive, they will leavenim disgust in a week

Going to make fake Tea accounts and spread rumors that Im extremely violent so I can get laid more easily

In a better timeline, Jizzlaine Plapwell was a beloved house wife

One of the most surreal things to me about the modern world is that leftists/normies would rather be brutally raped and tortured than admit even one time that mean ol’ chudjak was right about something View quoted note →

He died of a broken heart because Trump wont release the Epstein files Hh brother

Been having alot of health complications recently Doctors are telling me im gluten intolerant. Sorry you hating ass doctor, Im going to keep getting all this bread

We should just pay off the national debt with a credit card

At this point hes going to have to fire Obama to the moon in an ACME rocket while doing an old timey jig to shift the news