Me at the kindergarten Halloween

I know a guy who donated his body to cadaver dog training. The Catholic family was completely flummoxed by accepting cremains instead of a body. Me in the back, “can I pet that dog?”

I’ve had the western channel playing on Pluto for a couple hours and I’ve seen the negro CEO Red Lobster commercial dozens of time. Who does this appeal too? Boomers? I’m at a loss. Also, I’ve never eaten at the red lobster so I dunno, maybe it’s always been niggerish

Step 1 give wife a double shot of bourbon Step 2 enjoy your marvelously quiet evening while she snoozes in her chair