🎥 Just watched this wild clip… If a lesbian marries a trans woman and then that trans woman detransitions back to being a man, is the lesbian still a lesbian, or did she just accidentally become straight without even swiping right on a dude—because now she’s married to one, but her whole identity was built on “no men ever”—so does she file for divorce citing gender fraud, demand a redo wedding with the right pronouns, suddenly rebrand as bi, or finally admit that gender ideology is the biggest plot twist since M. Night Shyamalan retired? 🤯 #Detransition #PlotTwist

BREAKING: #Walmart is removing all artificial dyes from their store-brand products. Another MASSIVE win for #MAHA.

JUST IN: SEC CHAIR JUST GAVE A 4-MINUTE SPEECH ON HOW #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO ARE THE WORLD’S MOST ADVANCED FINANCIAL SYSTEM THIS IS A MUST WATCH 🔥

#Monty #Python’s #Life of #Brian (1979) was banned in #Norway for blasphemy for a year — then re-released with an "18" rating. #Sweden called it as “The film so funny it was banned in Norway.” #Ireland banned it until 1987, parts of #England until 2008–2009. One ban lifted after cast member Sue Jones-Davies became mayor.

🇫🇷France A man got on the wrong train in Lyon Part-Dieu, and in a panic, smashes the window of a moving train in Tarare and climbs out. In Old Europe, if you got on the wrong train, you would wait until the next stop to turn back. This is the new, much better Europe.

MEET CAPTAIN YOUSSEF ✈️ I’m really not sure if I’d want him flying my plane across Europe in the current climate. I think others might feel the same.

#Home #Alone but with competent robbers 😅

🚨BREAKING: Olivia Julianna injures hundreds during a zip-lining trip in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

You can identify as seasons now, because why not? It's all completely made-up on the spot.

#Illegal #Immigrant from #Somalia has a message for #Americans ‌ “Haha, you work all f*cking day, you don't got sh*t. Thank you for working so hard so I can be home all day free ‌ I can use my EBT. Go to work for me white boy, white girl. Yeah, go to work for me you f*cking white animals” “F*king work for me. Yeah, you f*cking work for me and the US government, they work for me. All of you work for me. Now go to work. Pay them taxes. Take care of me. And my people. All right, this is my land. I control this place. This is my reality. You all gonna be in chain. I'm gonna lock all you guys up. If you don't pay your taxes, you better pay your taxes.” #ICE #CBP #Deport