I was just chuckling about my sister and me entering a tattoo parlor in our port town when we were teens, looking at their book of flash, and one of the images was a vaguely Popeye-like character with a dick for a nose. As if to explain, written around his smiling, dick-nosed face were the words DICK- NOSE I told someone this story once, and they said, "Oh, yeah, that's a thing." I raised a brow. But I'm procrastinating rn so I turned off Safe Search & did a web search.