My wife just said “You need to get back on Twitter. You are out of the loop.” Context: Discussing current conspiracy theories. I’m not going back, bring them to NOSTR.

I can open channels faster than the lightning gods can force close on me.

Is deez nuts web 6.9?

I signed up for Damus purple and my penis grew 1 inch. 🙏

Atlas Urology has purchased its first sport team.

Atlas Urology continues to build its bitcoin position.

@jack they have disabled the buy feature.

Is the stackchain still going? If I were to post a stack on nostr, could somebody stack a block on X for me? What is the current node policy?

Why do you claim to want freedom but cry out for the convenience of your chains and shackles?