Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger.
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Then it hit me.
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
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Because it's a little meteor.
Why do ducks never argue?
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Because they just let it roll off their backs.
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
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A drizzly bear.
How does a barber cut the moonβs hair?
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Eclipse it.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
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Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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From the second-hand store.
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
