Poliisi lintusomessa: "Käpylässä on kateissa 9-vuotias poika, joka saattaa liikkua laajemmalla alueella Helsingissä. Tuntomerkit: 150 cm, ruskeat hiukset, valkoinen lippalakki, valkoinen collage-paita, farkut, mustat kengät, tumma reppu. Havainnot kadonneesta hätäkeskukseen numeroon 112." #poliisi

An optimistic take: Elon will provide a lesson to hundreds of millions, plus all current and future social media product designers, why the ability to (quietly) block abusers is vital. A social media veteran's realistic take: No one will learn shit. X-itter is already populated by only people who have demonstrated inability to see a meter ahead of themselves, and people's memory of social media events reaches back approximately 4.3 seconds. (Less than X-itter's link delay, that is)