Efficiency would be happening this morning, but THIS BAGGAGE, Miss Smudge has happened repeatedly. So far she has committed: 3 EGREGIOUS Keyboard arseplants. (Insert WSTFGL here) 2 DEVILISH laptop closures due to the force of her screen snoot boops 1 DROOL on mouse and MOST HEINOUSLY 1 FACEPLANT in my tea The PURR is strong this morning #cat #cats

Today at our #UK housesit, we were having a very important discussion about a super secret meeting for a society of comedy genre fiction authors that we are attending this evening. (It's so super secret that we have yet to come up with a super secret name for all the secrecy). Only *gasp* to notice that we had a SPY in our midst. It seems that Bertie the Good Boy from next door is out to infiltrate our organisation! (Oh no!) We have yet to ascertain what he nefarious intentions are, other than ear pats and demonstrations of the workings of his squeaky toys but WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING HIM TALK... or at least woof. #dogs

But what is this?! *gasp* A fallen bunny casualty being carried by its noble comrades to Doctor Courgette?! Will our valiant doctor be able to save the day?! Will the bunnies receive their comeuppance for their murderous rampage?! And where have all the potatoes gone?! The garden saga continues! #gardening #googlyeyes

BEHOLD the ULTIMATE MAJESTY of my hobbity POTATO HOARD! If you think you know potatoes, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POTATOES! This wondrous TREASURE shall ascend through the shimmering GLORY of the DEEP FRYER to become... SECOND BREAKFAST! (For a month. For the potatoes are plentiful and MIGHTY) #food #gardening #books