Introducing Bertie from next-door, at our current housesit here in a small village in the #UK
After some consultation with Bertie, we have concluded that his favourite hobbies include:
1. Peering over the fence to have deep and meaningful conversations with our temporary #cat overlords Miss Smudge and Madame Harriet about his collection of squeaky toys. They, in turn, tell him about the extra breakfasts that they've been deprived of. Sometimes they also let him huff their butts, which makes all parties strangely happy.
2. Demonstrating the working of his squeaky toys to his two rabbit friends, who (for some strange reason) frequently find an excuse to then jump the fence into our yard to nibble the lettuce. This lack of squeaky toy excitement from them would be alarming, but he knows he'll convert them to his way of thinking in the end!
3. Digging holes for his squeaky toys to live in, then looking confused when no one appreciates his thoughtfulness. Again, he believes he just needs to dig more holes to convince people of the merit of his activities.
4. Tail wagging so hard that he sometimes has to bark at his own tail to tell it to stop. It doesn't stop.
He is, without a doubt a Good Boy and deserves many pats.
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