As though kids who grew up with vinyl albums were ever going to be controlled.

GOOD THING WE FIXED THE PROBLEM OF BOOMERS ADDICTED TO CURRENT EVENTS EXASPERATIONALISM

Bro, 15th century engineering in Europe among river adjacent micro civilizations is an underrated SharedConsensusData source for deriving on the fly Personal Documentaries.

Starting a religion. Just have to figure out whether we worship consumer plastic goods, or water.

No offense actual atrocity victims, but this font is atrocious.

GRASP THE PARSLEY umph OBSERVE THE PLANT hm HEAT AND SMELL ah GOD IS UNDENIABLE

The last time I trusted my gut it was a fart.

Squinting makes elephants indistinguishable from April Ludgate

I STAND CORRECTED. EVIDENTLY, DRESSING UP AS CAPTAIN KOS AND BEHAVING AS YOU DO *DOES* PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE. BUT, CAPTAIN KOS' PRESENCE IS ALSO REQUESTED AT THE TABLE! BUT I GUESS CAPTAIN KOS IS JUST TOO BUSY BEING CAPTAIN KOS.

Believe it or not, sometimes I think of a joke and don't tell it.