'Paper or plastic?' MA'AM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW *WHO I AM*

AI thinks the dictionary available to my last text should probabilistically recommend 'cuddle.' It's not from my context, I assure you.

If there's an imposter in the dictionary, it's 'jibe.'

what noise should I make in lieu of traditional verbalizations this week, when interviewed

'Good morning. It would appear that the most effective use of today would involve securing a meat source. Would you like for me to provide recommendations based on your web of trust?' FUCKING SNOOZE

Signing this would be insane! Therefore I wasn't of sound mind.

Politics is a unique endeavor in which the only prohibitions are on explicitly noting knowing deceptions and considering legitimate expertise.

I remember sitting in elementary school thinking my teacher couldn't possibly be this inept, unsophisticated, and blind to adult concepts. I don't have a point to that, just bored here at church.

TIL wall street is open 930 to 4pm eastern time. That should really be all you need to know, but evidently it isn't.

'It is you who misunderstands me! Feel free to observe my actions disapprovingly as I proceed unaffected. You may suffer discontent, while I may enjoy anything that i wish. The fool who criticizes me remains in squalor.' 'The primary output of your self-serving, plunderous existence *is* a wake of squalor! What you want, you may have -- but assuredly that affords you no virtue. Indeed, it only proves that *you are a bad man*."