#quotestr Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.

#quotestr Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

#quotestr "... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar." -- Mark Twain

#quotestr "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

#quotestr Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.

#quotestr Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

#quotestr My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"

#quotestr Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.

#quotestr We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.