1,000,000 satoshis for 3 years worth of 20% quarterly gross profit royalty payments from a new open source hardware startup company that will be focusing on providing self-custodial products for bitcoin. This is the offer. Take it, or leave it, but trust me when I say that this will be the opportunity that you will soon be kicking yourself in the ass for not taking seriously. The funds will be utilized for the required startup business formation expenses. This offer will expire in exactly 1 week. For this is how long it will take me to save it up on my own. First person to invest gets the opportunity for holy fuck levels of ROI. Choose wisely. Good luck and godspeed.

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Not one of them deserve it. For if you were not there for me before the sats were stacked. Then I know you would not be there for me if the sats were stacked no more. This is not the trait of a potential mate that I would entrust my nut juice to. For my offspring deserve a better mother than a gold digging dime a dozen slut. They deserve a real woman. View quoted note →