Dear Management, The AI hype train will not fix your balance sheet issues, just as none of the previous hype cycles did. You're going to have to make hard decisions and actually compete in the market, same as always. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Nevee forget that the winners write the history books. This is why we must win.

What's the answer to the hellscape that is printers, toner, etc?

I remember a time when general purpose computing devices were legal without a license.