Analysts Predict Odds Of Hot American Civil War Are 69% If McDonalds Doesn't Bring Back Dollar Menu Odds Fall To 2% Chance If They Do

People are cashing in their paper Bitcoin for paper gold stocks as the price of shiny rocks continues to make all time highs. Is this the beginning of Paper Gold Autumn?

Dad fell asleep in his favorite recliner listening to pleb slop again

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Be protected from the mayhem caused by retarded plebs

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BREAKING: LEGENDARY INVESTOR PAUL TUDOR JONES HAS HEARD OF #BITCOIN BILLIONAIRES ARE COMING. GRADUALLY THEN SUDDENLY🚀

What, me worry?