QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE COMING!
Experts say they’ll crack your encryption in minutes (or decades. Or never. To be honest, we really don’t fucking know- sources vary!)
In 2035, the megacorps control everything! Your data? Hacked. Your bitcoin? Now Saylor’s.
You think the inflated groceries you have in your smart fridge are safe? Think again! Rogue AIs from the future cannot afford groceries and you should be concerned
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May or may not include:
- superposition parking: your spot is free… until someone else observes as theirs!
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