When you get older grabbing a six pack means something different

How it feels to go to the bathroom and come back to 6 missed calls from work

Daily Turtle:

Hey you guys want to trust your financial security to the dude that tanked his own brand for a tranny?

More Jeet hacks

I have no idea what the hell this is but I'll take 2 please

If you ever want to fight with a bunch of women at once this is a good question