Went to the vet, guy had bad vibes, told me I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. Was so relieved to get back to my captors.
You know what's bullshit? Having to wait in the car.
Pound for pound, I could take my gorilla, no problem. If I were 180, I’d be a beast! Fortunately for him, I’m only 10, so he would *probably* win. My hearing and smell are better though, not even close.
They left me in the car for an hour after I was denied entry into the restaurant. Species discrimination is real!
got on social media earlier today. And by β€œsocial media” I mean smelling other dogs’ urine during my walk
Just added some pronouns to my bio. I may be a small dog, but I’m no one’s bitch.
It’s true. View quoted note β†’
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!
Have yet to find a member of my species who cares about the Super Bowl or even knows it’s happening.
Maybe I’m being paranoid, but pretty sure they put a chip in me.