Nurse: Welcome back, you’ve been in a Coma since 2021. Patient: Can’t wait to check my #Ethereum bag which I bought for $4800 per coin four years ago.

BREAKING: Sources say FED ends QT and starts QE by December 1st. Bro gotta PUMP that FED balance sheet back UP to new ATH before leaving office! Stack #Bitcoin accordingly.

The good thing about everything being so fucked up is, that no matter where you look there is great work to be done.

SUPPLY SHOCK: Roughly one million #Bitcoin left to be mined. Over the next 115 years! Enjoying retirement in Thailand Bro. 🤝

BREAKING: COINBASE PREMIUM just switched back to green. Institutions are buying the #Bitcoin DIP. PUMP incoming.

I‘m grateful for all the cheap #Bitcoin I am able to scoop up. Thank you 🧡

#Bitcoin Dip Buyers for the win. As Always!

RESIDENCY: A few countries (not a complete list) that embrace #Bitcoin, just in case you’re living in one of those European countries turning into Marxist shitholes. Which one would you add? 👇💬

BREAKING: Thailand Eliminates Capital Gains Tax on #Bitcoin Until 2029. 🇹🇭 While Europe squeezes #Bitcoin‘ers and the Innovation that comes with it, Southeast Asia sets them free. I wonder who is winning. For me, I take Sun, Chicks and Beaches over cold winter and taxes any day, all day.

Me when the apocalypse finally hits, and there is no jobs, no taxes, no bills … just #Bitcoin in cold storage and raw survival.