I'm standing by a lake when all of a sudden a breeze takes my hat off, the hat lands in the lake directly on a ducks head, as the duck swims away in the distance I walk over to a guy throwing bread into the lake for the ducks, I take the bread out of his hands and proceeded to walk away, he said what are you doing, I said if the duck gets my hat then I'm getting the bread

It's hot but windy enough to lose a hat

My favorite part in Shrek is when he says you and what army and the guy turns around and he has no army

What a bad crack I say to myself as I smack an egg on the rim of a bowl 3 times to damage it enough to send shell everywhere but fail to brake it open enough to split it in half, 4th times the charm I say as I take a swig of something swigworthy, what a miracle it worked on the 4th time and the eggs in the pan, hold on to your braces we're off to the races

I'm going to get a sticker for my car that says frequently moving vehicle

My main objective in life is to avoid any situation where someone is telling me not to look down

The thing I love about nostr is we don't have fruit cakes bragging about their IQ, Bitcoin is the IQ test and if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

If tuna is such a big fish then how does it fit in such small cans?

@Knut Svanholm ∞/21M I have heard you talk about the theory of eventually there will only be one Satoshi left but I haven't heard you talk about the divisibility of that Satoshi which is more mind blowing, we can already divide one Satoshi by a thousand on lightning and I expect that to go even further by this point in time