@Wallet of Satoshi should, in order: 1) Freeze everyone's account. No zapping, no using lightning, no anything. At all... for 24 hours. 2) Send a press release saying, "We did that to highlight the importance of self custody. We began as a custodial Lightning wallet to onboard newbies but now have been working hard to be non custodial - we adhere to Bitcoin's main goals. Checkout our open code at Github!" 3) Get applauded by eveyone.