Who knew that the Idolatrous Rascals of Satan (IRS) has it's extortion racket and money laundry squarely located in Puerto Rico, hiding behind long-defunct Prohibition laws.
And who knew that the reason for this is that the entire rat colony was born of the petroleum cartel who conspired to outlaw alcohol to monopolize the automotive fuel industry - when this failed what, praytell, were they to do with the large federal police force created for "prohibition"...??
you guessed it - agents of the Idol.
