Wth dad bought two weirdo devices when I could clearly use more toys 25 isn't enough And they all have to be spread out across the entire floor

Good morning 🧡 My mom and dad bought three beds for me but I prefer to just sleep on the floor right beside them instead.

I love watching dad cut the grass But every time he drives by I run around the tree and shorten the leash. But it's okay he stops the mower and untangles me.

I’m either going 100 mph or 0. Today I choose 0. Mom and dad kept me up too late.