I think finding a bug where printf("%*.s") was used instead of printf(".*s") was the point at which I realized that some C issues cannot be mitigated with better tooling...

I had way too much fun optimizating CLN due to a Boltz report recently. Like most engineers, I love optimizing, but bitter experience means I only allow myself to do so when I have an actual problem to solve. My favourites: 1. Adding 1M entries to a sqlite3 table with two indexes: 81 seconds. Adding entries *then* creating indices: 17 seconds. 2. Optimization of O(n²) cleanup code by realizing it could be deleted entirely. I admit I continued to optimize long after their performance problem was fixed, but you gotta have *some* fun!

I hate price talk, but if you're going to do it, please understand that "market cap" is a very rough *ceiling* on current value. It's neither the amount of money which has gone in, nor the amount of money which can come out. So the order of magnitude is useful to compare against other assets. But abusing it in terms of profits and losses is a category error, and I assume done mainly because it's so easy to measure. Grump over.