>there are pokemon cards on estate auctions now Never has death felt so close, my fingertips freeze as I type this.

guy who makes a post or two once a day around the same time in the morning but then lurks a little in the evening but doesn't have anything funny to say

Guy who calls his friends "my groypa" because he feels that it would be rude to use a hard r.

Guy who is late to the bit and posts waay too late for it to be funny.