Does doing the dishes make one a faggot? #amiafaggot

Real masculinity is carrying your wife on the TushBaby. #masculineframe

I've turned my mother into a complete psychopath. I thought yesterday's flash crash would leave her a little shook, but it didn't. Now she's simply chomping at the bit to buy more and talking about selling her house to go all in. Proud.

Being around family members I haven't seen in a while has a peculiar psychological effect on me. Memories are more easily accessed. Quirks and idiosyncrasies resurface. I feel that old version of myself stirring -- long thought dead, but evidently just sleeping.

The Mennonites and Amish are sitting ducks during #thecomingcollapse. Resource-rich pacifists; a bad combination. The unscrupulous among us know exactly where to go when things like food become scarce.

Watching two male, childless, single, Disney adults, going for a romantic dinner date together, taking bites from each other's meals and sips from each other's drinks, is possibly the gayest thing I've seen all year. God help these people. #thecomingcollapse