Last time I played Mario kart the sound of my karts engine was so incredibly annoying like it actually started to piss me off

Shoutouts to the squirrel out there rattling the chain link fence right outside my window Go fuck yourself

I like not having to style my hair it looks good as is

Next time my friend comes over I'm going to pat him down to check for a wire just to fuck with him

Fludd is an awesome character go fuck yourself

Anybody wanna lend me $3,000 real quick? 👉👈🥺

Smosh SHUT UP sound effect stuck in my head

They call it a piggy bank because I stick my hog in there