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PRO TIP: If you're unable to find fine salt, and the only coarse salt you can find has a plastic grinder inside the bottle (HORRIBLE, because it grinds microplastics straight into your food...) It's actually SUPER EASY to crush coarse salt down into more of a powder. Just grab a flat surface (wooden cutting board, even a plate works) and a curved surface (like the cup I used here), and go to town. A few little pieces might fling off onto the floor, but overall, it works quite well.
Cow farts were never "bad for the environment"; this was made up to convince you to eat more chemical slop. Cow bros rock. We love our cow bros 🐮❤️ image
Doctors when a 6-year-old full of froot loops and seed oils doesn't want to sit still in a classroom for 7 hours
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If your indigestible plant fiber wasn't good enough, how about some "organic" chlorine spray on top!