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#quotestr Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q: How long does it take? A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them. Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats? A: They replace your generator.

#quotestr If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. -- J.R.R. Tolkien

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#quotestr Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.

#quotestr Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

#quotestr "... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar." -- Mark Twain

#quotestr "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

#quotestr Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.

#quotestr My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"