“You know, I know this [slop] doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my [eye & ear holes], the [Internet] Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.” For some reason, a whole lot of people watched The Matrix and decided that their hero wasn't Neo, it was Cypher. Thankfully, we all know how this story ends…